MILP Hunting

It got particularly heated in group therapy the other night. This intense Italian mom (as if there's any other type) was complaining that her pot dealer son never listens to a word she says and curses her out all of the time, and our therapist asked everyone else what they thought about that. My immediate thought was, "She's pretty hot in a familiarly crazy and super-stressed out kinda way!"

And then I spent the rest of the session checking out all of the other MILPs (mothers in lots of pain). There was a newbie sans husband sitting next to me who had a nice rack and cool glasses, and another one with ruddy skin and a few extra pounds who was not altogether bad looking. A dark-haired woman with a slight overbite was sitting on the other side of my wife and I kept trying to picture her naked, but she wouldn't stop crying.

I can't speak for anyone else, but this group is really doing me a lot of good.