Sunday, October 5, 2008

Are You With Me?

You seem like someone I can trust, someone I can really talk to. That doesn't happen with me very often. I'm usually on the shy, quiet side. Don't get me wrong, I have plenty to say. I'm just not one of those guys who needs to hear the sound of his own voice all of the time, but being here with you now feels different. So here goes . . .

What would you think if I told you that you'll fall in love with me, that we're destined to be together, that we're the perfect fit? No, I'm not kidding and you're not drunk. I haven't fully thought this through yet but maybe for once that'll be a good thing. All I can tell you is that, at some point in time, you will fall in love with me and you'll fall hard and when that happens, I'll be there to . . . look under your dress. Was that a smile?

I know what you're thinking, "Who does this creepy bastard think he is?" Let me assure you that I'm neither creepy or bastard-y (although the more I say I'm not creepy, the creepier I sound). On the Guy Approval Matrix, I'm probably floating somewhere between Needy and Pathetic, the good, non-creepy, sometimes almost appealing type of pathetic.

If you're still with me, maybe you find this a tiny bit intriguing because there's nothing good on TV right now or you're bored at work and this is as good a distraction as any. Or maybe you're a little like me and you wanna believe that things in your life can be so much better. What's better than falling in love? And even though you weren't looking for this, maybe this is exactly what you were looking for.

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