LOL

I know what a lot of you have been saying: "Sure, Dr. Woo can do the sad thing, but can he do funny?" All I can say is, prepare to LOL . . .

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
My older son!
My older son who?
My older son who's in a mental hospital!

How many wives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, because we're not having sex.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the man tells him all about his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I was scared something bad would happen.

What's black and white and red all over?
What I should do and my eyes from crying.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose life was so bad he said, "Fuck it!"
A rope under his chin,
He said with a grin,
"Goodbye to you all and go suck it!"