Our Shit's Fucked Up

I've wasted the last three years of my life at a job I hate. I've wasted almost 25 years of my life in a crazy marriage. I've wasted ten years of my life getting wasted. I've wasted all of my life being scared. I'm wasting my time (and yours) right now, complaining about wasting time. I'm wasting away.

I was gonna end it there, when the thought of my older son sarcastically singing "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" popped into my head. He recently discovered the genius of Warren Zevon (thanks to Genius: The Best of album) and his favorite song is "My Shit's Fucked Up" (which isn't on that album but should be).

Here's a little taste for the uninitiated:

You wake up every day
And you start to cry
Yeah, you want to die
But you just can't quit
Let me break it on down:
It's the fucked up shit

This is also my son's Away Message and will soon be mine.