The Most Important Things

Other than pussy jokes, what else do we have in common? Like I said from the start, there's nothing I can't tell you, so let's get to the most important things first -- favorite music and TV shows.

If you're at all knowledgeable about music then you may already know that I'm a major Steely Dan fan. And if you've never heard of SD (hey, Nineteen!), the cleverness of Dr. Woo is gonna be lost on you (as was the joke before it) and you'll also miss out on a lot of other sly song allusions, so maybe in your spare time just Google 'em. "Or drink your big black cow and get out of here."

I also love (in order) Joni Mitchell, Paul Simon, James Taylor, Tom Waits, Shawn Colvin, Norah Jones, Dave Matthews and a whole bunch of other artists and bands that you've probably never heard of. My musical taste has often been described as "incredibly gay" (I even like early Elton John, anything before Goodbye Yellow Brick Road) and I'm totally cool with that.

The same goes for TV. I can't wait to see this week's episode of Project Runway (they should've totally kicked off Kenley last week!) and I'm also obsessed with Survivor, The Amazing Race, The Biggest Loser and as long as Bobby Flay's in it, most anything on the Food Network (I'm ready for a throwdown!). Continuing on the food tip, I can't wait for Top Chef and Hell's Kitchen to return and I'll even watch Kitchen Nightmares if nothing else is on.

I'm into a few non-gay shows too, such as (in order) Mad Men (for Betty and Joan), Lost (for Kate and Juliet), The Office (both Pams), 30 Rock (Liz and Cerie), Californication (Karen and Mia), Weeds (MLP), House (13 and Cuddy), Dexter (Rita and Lila), Friday Night Lights (every damn woman on the show) and ER (yes, you read that right, E fucking R! RIP, Mekhi!).

We'll get to movies and books some other time.