Unless your name is Joy and you happen to be reading this, there's no joy in my life right now. Even this blog, which I thought would be kinda fun, isn't turning out the way I had planned.
I thought I'd slowly seduce you with my famous "funny/sad" routine and we'd all have a good time along the way, but this doesn't feel like such a good time, does it? And if your answer is yes, then you have more problems than I do and should probably seek professional help.
That being said, I was telling my shrink about Dr. Woo the other night and she laughed and said it sounded like another way of seeking approval from my mom and getting the virtual love that I don't get from my real wife. I laughed and shared a cynical friend's theory that it's just another blatant pussy grab.
Of course, you know that they're both right. And that's why I like you the best.
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Are you allowed to use the "P" word out loud to your shrink?
I, for one, am very happy you are blogging again. I am mesmorized by your troubled writing and your troubled life.
L.
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