Namaste 2

My newly-limber wife just came home from yoga and was happily demonstrating some of her favorite poses.

"This is Downward Facing Dog," she said, lifting her hips up to the sky while stretching out her legs.

"Of course it is," I said. "Lemme see some more!"

"This is Balancing Table," she said while doing some funky stuff with her arms and legs. Then she moved into a Crab pose and finished with something called Child.

"This is so turning me on!" I said. "Do you wanna see my Doggy Lipstick pose?"

"I've seen your Doggy Lipstick pose," she said wearily.

"What about the Frasier Crane?" I went on. "Or I can show you my Half Moon?"

"I'll pass," she said.

"Namaste," I said.